I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I CAN MOONWALK!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's shark week go big or go home
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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