Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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