i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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