Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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