I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Acid is not a monday night drug
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
