everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
