Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
