Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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