On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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