I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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