So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
