I want to make a zoo with you.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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