it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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