he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
