Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she was so not down for the gang bang
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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