grandma shit on top of the toilet
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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