He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Randomize
