Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Randomize
