What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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