Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
