i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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