so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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