he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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