Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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