I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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