Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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