pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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