idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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