Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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