so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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