new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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