I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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