Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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