IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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