at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
The cops high fived after they tackled you
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize
