The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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