i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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