I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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