The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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