how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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