rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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