Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
