you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
