If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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