Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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