Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so let's talk penis.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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