Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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