so explain again why im purple
no
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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