He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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