I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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