ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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