i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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