he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
do nipples grow back?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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